Monday, September 24, 2007

Time to update

I'm really going to update this more often.  A single Dad's work is never done. yadda yadda yah.

 During a visit last month with my Sister and Mom I was telling horror stories about grocery shopping with my kids.  I've know for years that grocery store designers are actually agents of evil who have perfected the diabolical science of inducing a particularly cruel type of "grocery store mania" in children.  The Coup de grace is of course the belief held by patrons and store employees alike; can't you control your child? 

I  digress.  My solution to the dilemma is I simply do not give grocery stores my money.  Fooey to you Von's, Safeway, Ralph's, Albertson's, Smith's and all the other retail minions owned by the evil Darth Krogers. You don't get my consumer dollars.

I also know that I'm not the only parent to have developed the pathological aversion to the "grocery store mania"  My Sister sent me this eBay posting.  You can't bid on the item any longer but you can get a huge dose of relief knowing your not the only one....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675#description

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